imthecoolcookie:

somethingodd:

THEY ARE LIKE LITTLE SAUSAGES MADE OF PUPPY.

Im ready to die

(Source: axon-axoff, via otherthingsandsuch)

tyleroakley:

why are you closed why why tell us the reason

tyleroakley:

why are you closed why why tell us the reason

(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via flomation)

"Yes, you should eat. You should always eat. No more of this sitting around for an hour with your cup of coffee trying to decide. You should always eat. There is never a time when skipping a meal is the right answer. Go eat, because you need to. Go eat, because you have a life to live."

Note to self (via 50shadesofrecovery)

I needed this so bad today thank you

(via pbisbetterthaned)

(via peanutbutterbrunette)

"I figured something out. The future is unpredictable."

John Green, An Abundance of Katherines (via hqlines)

 

(via kushandwizdom)

(via theprospectblog)

ryancrobert:

I cannot believe that I actually debated with someone that used the word “feminazis” today like literally how dumb does someone have to be to use that word.

like right the nazis wanted control over their own bodies, insured birth control, and equal pay i forgot

(via barely-speak)

(Source: rhadicated, via sextnoise)

My Drunk Kitchen: Making people question things since 2011 x

(Source: ourdrunkitchen, via mydrunkkitchen)

4:28am

MAKENZI STILL HASN’T FINISHED HER DAMN ESSAY

I haven’t slept in forever

latiis:

oreimo:

twinks2014:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg

THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH

i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish

ur stories suckt binch

dont say that he just died

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: mclouvin, via jesusinc)

artrich:

which jungles have wi fi so i can move there and start my tribe

(via fruitcrocs)

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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(Source: nappyheadet, via assume)

oprahsmom:

if i ever died all you would have to do is play this video and i would come back to life

(Source: , via petromyzon)

ravclaw:

my essay isn’t done but i sure am

(Source: tiniestleaf, via communistbakery)